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The highest state of a husband lied

 There are a couple, a husband likes to play bowling, but also very henpecked, my wife loves smoking, one night, his wife found in their own smoke extraction was complete, and would perhaps buy her husband, the husband had no option but to buy, but already very late , and the nearby kiosks were closed, and this could be bad anxious husband, the husband suddenly thought bars should have the sale of tobacco products, and so her husband went to the bar counter that her husband saw a seat with a beautiful young lady, and he traversed to go chat with the young lady, and then go to open room. To the middle of the night, the husband suddenly thought of his wife forgot to buy cigarettes, and afraid of his wife knew about the matter would kill him, so he asked the lady there is no talc, miss it strange but still give him , the husband will be talcum powder coated to your own hands on the home, just to rush to enter the house of her husband saw his wife standing there, his wife asked her husband: "You go where dead!" Husband answered honestly, said: "Roadside no place to cigarettes, I went to a bar to the bar I saw a beautiful young lady, I'll talk in the past, and then we went to open room." After listening to her husband, his wife, said: "Put your Shoushenchulai!" Her husband obediently stretched out his hand to see his wife, the wife became furious and said: "do not say you are a friend join efforts to fight bowling! Matter how your hands!"

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